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		<title>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 04:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandpa Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We want to honor all you mothers and grandmothers this Mother&#8217;s Day. You do an amazing work!
No other success [in life] can compensate for failure in the home. (David O. McKay)
Here&#8217;s a fun Mother&#8217;s Day video I created with JibJab.com, starring my wife, Tanda.
Click on the Play triangle below.
 
Personalize funny videos and eCards at JibJab!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We want to honor all you mothers and grandmothers this Mother&#8217;s Day. You do an amazing work!</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">No other success [in life] can compensate for failure in the home.</span> (David O. McKay)</p></blockquote>
<p>Here&#8217;s a fun Mother&#8217;s Day video I <span style="font-weight: normal;">created with JibJab.com, starring my wife, <a title="Grammy Tanda" href="http://grandparentstlc.com/blog/author/tandapacker/">Tanda</a>.<a title="Grammy Tanda"></a></span></p>
<h5 style="font-size: 0.83em;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><em style="font-style: italic;">Click on the Play triangle below.</em></span></h5>
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<div style="background-color: #e9e9e9; width: 425px;">Personalize funny videos and <a href="http://grandparentstlc.com/blog/to/JibJabCom">eCards at JibJab!</a></div>
<p><a href="http://grandparentstlc.com/blog/to/JibJabCom"> </a></p>
<p>Last year, Grammy Tanda wrote a <a style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline;" title="Mother’s Day: Lessons learned from Grandmother" href="http://www.grandparentstlc.com/blog/2009/05/mothers-day-lessons-learned-from-grandmother/">mother’s day post about the lessons she has learned from her Grandmothers</a>.</p>
<p>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day!</p>
<p><em>- Grandpa Shayne</em></p>
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		<title>Shorty Claus &#8211; How to post a YouTube video</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandpa Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a funny video of our &#8220;Shorty Claus&#8221; skit that my son, Kerry, and I performed for our church Christmas social. After you watch it, I will give you some quick instructions on how to post your own YouTube video. So click the play button and enjoy!  

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is a funny video of our &#8220;Shorty Claus&#8221; skit that my son, Kerry, and I performed for our church Christmas social. After you watch it, I will give you some quick instructions on how to post your own YouTube video. <em>So click the play button and enjoy!</em> <img src='http://grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>If you had fun watching this video, please give it a quick &#8220;thumbs up&#8221;: <a title="Please vote! Thumbs up!" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsSvKSTTPQo">vote for it on YouTube</a>, and leave a comment there also. <em>Thank you!</em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Now, I&#8217;d like to make a disclaimer: I don&#8217;t usually wear a beard. (I don&#8217;t particularly like the look. And Tanda gives me &#8221;the look&#8221; when I kiss her, like it&#8217;s dis-&#8221;taste&#8221;-fully itchy.) <img src='http://grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></em></p>
<blockquote><p>The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. ~Sam Levenson</p></blockquote>
<h3>How to post your own YouTube video</h3>
<p>We are creating more in-depth tutorials that we will post later. But these steps will get you going.</p>
<h4>Step 1. Shoot movie</h4>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0016BVKAQ?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=grandparentstlc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B0016BVKAQ" target="_blank"><img class="alignright" style="border: 0px initial initial;" src="https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31VvTvbl6pL._SL110_.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="52" height="79" /></a><br />
Shoot a movie with a video camera, camcorder, anything that takes video. A digital video camera is the easiest to use and upload. Here&#8217;s a couple we recommend that have great consumer ratings.</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0016BVKAQ?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=grandparentstlc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B0016BVKAQ" target="_blank">Flip Video Mino Series Camcorder, 60 Minutes</a> for $159.00</li>
<li><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00114PN1U?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=grandparentstlc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B00114PN1U" target="_blank"><img class="alignright" style="border: 0px initial initial;" src="https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41sI4R7DSJL._SL110_.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><img style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=grandparentstlc-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B00114PN1U" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00114PN1U?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=grandparentstlc-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B00114PN1U" target="_blank">Canon VIXIA HV30 MiniDV High Definition Camcorder with 10x Optical Image Stabilized Zoom</a><img style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=grandparentstlc-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B00114PN1U" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" /> for $542.00</li>
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<h4>Step 2. Import movie into computer</h4>
<p>Plug your camera into your computer with the USB of FireWire cable. Plug in the camera&#8217;s power cord. Power up the camera. Launch your video editing software. (This is one reason we love the <a title="The Apple Macintosh computer" href="http://www.apple.com/mac/">Mac</a>, <a title="Apple's iMovie is part of the iLife software collection that ship free with Macintosh computers." href="http://www.apple.com/ilife/imovie/">iMovie</a> comes free, and is so easy to use.) Some software lets you queue up the video to the first of the scene, or you can do this before connecting the camera to the computer.</p>
<h4>Step 3. Edit movie (optional)</h4>
<p>You can fine-tune the beginning and end of the scene, add title text, transitions, music, effects and adjustments. (Be sure to save your work if the software doesn&#8217;t automatically save it.)</p>
<h4>Step 4. Upload video to YouTube</h4>
<p>Note: You will need a <a title="YouTube.com" href="http://www.youtube.com/">YouTube</a> account. You can <a title="Sign up for a free YouTube account." href="http://www.youtube.com/signup">sign up for free account</a> if you don&#8217;t have one yet.</p>
<p>Some software, such as iMovie, lets you do upload directly. It also lets you add the description and tags. You can also <a href="http://www.youtube.com/my_videos_upload">upload videos from the YouTube site</a>.</p>
<h4>Step 5. Publish video</h4>
<p>Once your video is uploaded, YouTube takes a few minutes to get it ready to view. Be sure to check all the settings, description and tags. If you have a blog, you can embed the video on your site, just like I did with my video above.</p>
<h4>Step 5. Promote video</h4>
<p>Email a link to your blog post, or to the video&#8217;s YouTube page. <a title="twitter.com" href="http://twitter.com">Tweet it</a>. Put it on <a title="Facebook.com" href="http://facebook.com">FaceBook</a>. Ask all your friends and family to <a title="Please vote and comment on my Shorty Claus video now." href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsSvKSTTPQo">vote for it and write a comment, just like I&#8217;m doing now</a>. <img src='http://grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  I can&#8217;t wait to read your comments!</p>
<div id="attachment_900" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 110px"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsSvKSTTPQo"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-900    " title="Shorty Claus" src="http://www.grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/shortyclaus2-150x150.jpg" alt="The &quot;Real&quot; Santa Claus" width="100" height="100" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The &quot;Real&quot; Santa</p></div>
<p>So, have fun and create your own YouTube movie. Who knows, it just might be the next viral video! (Right after mine, that is). <img src='http://grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p><em>Enjoy &#8211; Shayne</em></p>
<h5><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsSvKSTTPQo">Please vote and comment on my Shorty Claus video now</a>. Thanks!</h5>
<h5><span style="font-weight: normal;">You can give us a Christmas gift by bookmarking or emailing this to a friend!</span></h5>
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		<title>iPhone to the rescue</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandpa Shayne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grammy Tanda and I went to a cultural performance with our son and his wife and their daughter. Our granddaughter, baby Isabella, is now 5 1/2 months old.
It was lots of fun; singing and dancing by several groups from Latin America. The problem is that the baby was supposed to be sleeping. There was just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grammy Tanda and I went to a cultural performance with our son and his wife and their daughter. Our granddaughter, <a href="http://www.grandparentstlc.com/blog/2008/08/our-8th-grandbaby-is-here/"><span>baby Isabella</span></a>, is now 5 1/2 months old.</p>
<p>It was lots of fun; singing and dancing by several groups from Latin America. The problem is that the baby was <em>supposed</em> to be sleeping. There was just <em>way</em> too much excitement for one little girl — with the loud music, interesting movements, and colorful costumes.  So on the way home, she became cranky. Even Grammy singing Isabella’s favorite song wouldn’t calm her down. <em>(She still loves you Grammy.)</em> <img src='http://grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/iphone-photo-lib.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-492" title="iphone photo library" src="http://www.grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/iphone-photo-lib-164x300.jpg" alt="" width="115" height="210" /></a>Then I remembered I have thousands photos of the family on my Apple iPhone. (I figure it’s a grandparent’s duty to carry around as many bragging photos as possible.) So I said, “lets see what this <em>high-tech grandpa</em> can do!”</p>
<p><a href="http://www.grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/iphone-grandbaby.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-495" title="iPhone grandbaby" src="http://www.grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/iphone-grandbaby-300x281.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="225" /></a>I whipped out my iPhone, chose a photo album with cute photos of the grandkids, and put it in slideshow mode. I held it in front of Isabella. She looked at and calmed right down. She was fascinated with all the photos of her cousins! </p>
<p>Now, the baby is at that stage where she loves reaching for things and grabbing them. She put one hand on each side of my iPhone and held it there, mesmerized by the pictures on the screen. Well, she is also at that stage where her first teeth are starting to come through, and she likes to put things in her mouth. So she started “chewing” on the corner of my iPhone. I gently pulled it away, but she’d seen enough of my slideshow for one evening! She would rather chew on it. We went back and forth for a minute; a power struggle over who would win this high-tech duel! Luckily, we were about home by then.</p>
<blockquote><p>If your baby is &#8220;beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,&#8221; you&#8217;re the grandma.  ~Teresa Bloomingdale</p></blockquote>
<p>I’m happy to report that our <em>high-tech grandbaby</em> had a nice warm meal from her mom, and a pleasant night’s sleep. And in case you’re concerned, I’m also happy to report that my iPhone still works, ready to come to the rescue again at a moment&#8217;s notice. I love technology! <img src='http://grandparentstlc.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><em>Keep on smilin&#8217;, Shayne</em></p>
<h5><span style="font-weight: normal;">If you had fun reading this story, please bookmark it or email it to a friend. Thanks!</span></h5>
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